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  • New Curbside Returns and Holds Pick Up Service begins in June


    OPL will offer a new Curbside Returns and Holds Pick Up service at six branch locations: Main, Nepean Centrepointe, Cumberland, Beaverbrook, Greenboro, Ruth E. Dickson, during new hours of operation.

    • On Monday, June 8, these locations will begin accepting returns; and,
    • On Monday, June 15, holds pick up by appointment will start.

    Find the details of this new curbside service here.

    All OPL branches and Bookmobile stops remain closed to the public.

    • Due dates for currently checked out materials have been extended and late fees suspended.
    • All book drops remain closed.

    For information about Library cards, virtual programs, and more, contact  InfoService by phone or email
    from Monday to Saturday, 10 am to 5 pm.

Fifty Shades of Chicken: A Parody in a Cookbook


 Fifty Shades of Chicken by FL Fowler  is a recipe book for gourmands, creative connoisseurs of cuisine, and lovers of really good food.  Smack your lips and get your juices flowing.  Tested, tasted and true - the recipes are really fabulous.


The instructional text features the commentary of young free-range pullet at the hands of a mysterious, domineering cook in the vein of Fifty Shades of Grey .  You'll relish reading the cheeky text while cooking, and the resulting frisson of gastronomical fulfillment.


While you're cooking or eating the fruits of your labor, consider listening to Spem in alium , Fifty Shades Of Grey

 the music featured in Fifty Shades Of Grey Fifty Shades Of Grey .  If you prefer dinner and a movie, watch Grace Kelly coyly ask Cary Grant if he wants "a breast or leg" in the picnic scene from the movie,To Catch A Thief To Catch A Thief .





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