Fifty Shades of Chicken by FL Fowler is a recipe book for gourmands, creative connoisseurs of cuisine, and lovers of really good food. Smack your lips and get your juices flowing. Tested, tasted and true - the recipes are really fabulous.
The instructional text features the commentary of young free-range pullet at the hands of a mysterious, domineering cook in the vein of Fifty Shades of Grey . You'll relish reading the cheeky text while cooking, and the resulting frisson of gastronomical fulfillment.
While you're cooking or eating the fruits of your labor, consider listening to Spem in alium ,
the music featured in Fifty Shades Of Grey . If you prefer dinner and a movie, watch Grace Kelly coyly ask Cary Grant if he wants "a breast or leg" in the picnic scene from the movie, To Catch A Thief .